Lance is currently descending

…and holy shit is he pushing it even though his maillot isn’t jaune! Looks like he’s doing a downhill time trial. Good lord, his rear wheel just got a little squirrely, made my heart skip a beat. Yeah, he’s got his haters (‘he’s sooo arrogant’ – yeah, guess what jackass, to be the best you have to have a little cockiness about you), but this year he’s proven he can be a team player and you’ve got to respect that.

Anyways, keep hatin’

BTW Lance, if you’re reading this, you’re going to need to add a rack or some fenders or something to your bike if you ever want it featured here. Hell, for you if you just put a chainguard on we’ll be cool. Sorry man, that’s just how it is.