Lance is currently descending

…and holy shit is he pushing it even though his maillot isn’t jaune! Looks like he’s doing a downhill time trial. Good lord,his rear wheel just got a little squirrely,made my heart skip a beat. Yeah,he’s got his haters (‘he’s sooo arrogant’–yeah,guess what jackass,to be the best you have to have a little cockiness about you),but this year he’s proven he can be a team player and you’ve got to respect that.

Anyways,keep hatin’

BTW Lance,if you’re reading this,you’re going to need to add a rack or some fenders or something to your bike if you ever want it featured here. Hell,for you if you just put a chainguard on we’ll be cool. Sorry man,that’s just how it is.