So I entered this contest that iMapMyRide (btw, cool app, just sucks battery life like Jenna Jameson in her prime) and some others were putting on, where you use their app, ride your bike, and have a chance at winning prizes. Apparently due to my ohsofuckingincredible fitness, gazzelle like reflexes and deft bike handling skills was able to go Cadel Evans on that ass and win some yellow spandex to cover my man chesticles. Sadly though I don’t think you’ll see me out and about in this jersey as it doesn’t have nearly enough logos on it for my liking.
Note that I’m putting a team together and taking sponsorship requests for my certain to be epic return next year. I’m hoping to secure a sponsor for SPD compatible sandals, a recumbant bike, and maybe a goofy little cycling hat sponsor to round out the look.